I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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