no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Randomize
