I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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