i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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