Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Moan for me like Helen Keller
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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