It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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