My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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