He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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