Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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