Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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