so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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