she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
how do you play pong handcuffed?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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