your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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