That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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