it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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