So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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