hell yes lets make some ravioli
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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