chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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