She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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