Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
