Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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