What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I love having hate sex.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Randomize
