I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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