I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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