she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Someone shattered a urinal.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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