Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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