do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
These tits shall not be calmed
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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