i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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