so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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