Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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