the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I'm really busy with my period
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