So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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