Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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