I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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