Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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