Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize