did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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