you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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