she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
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