I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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