Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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