She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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