Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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