The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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