1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
we're so committed to being not committed
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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