Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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