My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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