What a fucking waste of an outfit
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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