If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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