I seem to have left my pride at pride
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
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