did you get engaged???
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
handjob tips. give me some.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize