If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I deserve to be covered in dicks
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Randomize