dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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