thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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