ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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