I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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