I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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