Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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