The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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