I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
