she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
My legs feel like baby dolphins
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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