STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
NoShamevember. You game?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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